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There’s a killer on the loose.

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R.I.P. Your Productivity: The Series Finale

So, as may have you read last time, Beariffying was thinking about no longer doing this column. Now we have both conferred and have agreed that this has pretty much run it’s course. We will probably start doing other things on MOBFD (at least I am planning to) but before that, let’s have an awesome, super, totes rad sendoff. Explosion!

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R.I.P. Your Productivity: An Update

Hi guys! I just wanted to let you know that the the next post of this may take a long time to arrive due to computer issues, but it will be super special so hopefully it will be better than usual. See you soon (maybe)!

R.I.P. Your Productivity

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Hi again. Beariffying didn’t want to write this week so I’m filling in for him. What a jerk.

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MOBFD Everywhere: Machine of Death 2

If you are not familiar with the fantastic (IMO) book, Machine of Death, It is an anthology of (mostly) public submitted stories and illustrations based on a premise from this comic. It was so wildly popular (it beat Glenn Beck’s book on Amazon the first day of it’s release) that it is now getting a sequel! And because monsters are such awesome, talented* and literate people, maybe we should contribute to this? I don’t know. I’m not going to tell you to do this like Gabe does since I’m mostly just a lurker. We could even just do an author sharing circle. I AM JUST BRAINSTORMING! This might not work out at all! Who knows? Anyways, submission guidelines can be found here. Tell me in the comments if this is something you would like to do. Let’s goooooooooooo (maybe)! -@iambirdie

*I, personally, am not a fan of oxford commas. I understand why they are used but I do not want them in my sentences! It was how I was taught as a child. Only I get to judge me.

R.I.P. Your Productivity: We’re Going to Need a Longer Post

 Sup, my rad dudes? Welcome to another edition of R.I.P. Your Productivity! I would just like to say that for the first time in my whole life, I (along with the rest of my family) am the proud owner of a DOG! Look at this beautiful bastard:

We’re all in heaven now awwing with the angels.
NOW LET’S DO THIS! AAAAHHHHHH!

FOR YOUR BRAIN 

The Company of Myself
A slightly short but sweet puzzle game in which you use copies of yourself to progress. It also manages to be a lot more thoughtful and poignant than most online games though that’s not saying a lot.

FOR YOUR EARS

TV on the Radio – Nine Types of Light
This is the whole new TVOTR album with music videos for each song. It’s about an hour long so make sure you have the time available. PS: Watch until after the credits for bonus hilarity.

Beth Orton – Daybreaker (Four Tet Remix)
Four Tet is just very good at remixing things, especially for people (read: me) who do not like dance music or hip hop in the slightest.

FOR YOUR EYES

A choose your own adventure musical brought to you by Neil Cicierega (of Brodyquest and Potter Puppet Pals fame) and Emmy Cicierega (of her own tumblr fame). It’s very much worth watching all the outcomes as they are all hilarious and awesome.

And we’re done! Another masterpiece made by me thanks to my very good writing ability. #notintendedtobeafactualstatement
As always, R.I.P. your productivity.
PS: Please comment and tell me if you are reading these. There’s not much point in doing them if they are just going unnoticed.

R.I.P. Your Productivity

Hi there everybody! Just as a notice, from this week on, the amount of stuff we will be posting in this column may be a little lighter. It is because we are already facing a shortage of stuff to post and it is definitely not because we wait till the last moment to write these because we don’t do that. Why are you complaining? Some children in Africa only get one cat gif a week. Appreciate what you have. Now go do your homework. Which is reading the rest of this. You are making great progress!

 FOR YOUR BRAIN

UPGRADE COMPLETE!
A shooter in which you earn money not only to upgrade your ship and win the game, but upgrade the game itself. A sequel was recently released but the original is still where it’s at (not that is not worth your time, it’s just not as great).

FOR YOUR EARS (NOW PRESENTED WITHOUT COMMENT)

Suckers – It Gets Your Body Movin’

Ducktails – Killin’ the Vibe (Ft. Panda Bear)

FOR YOUR EYES
Iron Stomach Challenge
Pretty much exactly what it sounds like. People try to be the best at eating gross things. Lowbrow but very funny. FUN FACT: The people who made the site live about an hour’s drive away from me. NEAT!

Wizard People, Dear Reader
A lot of people have already seen (heard?) this and you need a copy of the first Harry Potter movie, which is why it’s sort of just an afterthought type thing, but, if you haven’t seen it and have the means to, this is the FUNNIEST ANYTHING EVER. It is mind blowing. Watch (hear?) it!

THIS BLOG POST IS OVER IS THE HARDEST WORD TO SAY, GENTLEMEN YOU CAN SAY THIS BLOG POST IS OVER, THIS IS THE BLOG ROOM!, HERE’S LOOKING AT YOU, BLOG, ETC. As always,  R.I.P. your productivity.

R.I.P. Your Productivity: A Follow Up

Hello again. If you read the post from earlier today (and if not, what is problem? I cannot believe you sometimes! Geez Louise!), you may have seen that I forgot to link to something. Specifically the video gallery for the Zero Punctuation videos. I then thought to myself, “Oh! What a wonderful opportunity I have been presented here to write more for my favourite website!” -Something I definitely said out loud to myself for sure.
Please see some of my favourite videos after the jump. Once again, headphones UP!





Just as a warning: someone else does the the first bit of the next video and is REALLY bad at it (although they are wonderful in some other things) but once it switches back to the normal person, it is cramazing. It’s internet. Jump into internet (carefully)!

New post on Wednesday!