Have you ever thought what it would be like to have Lawblog cook a duck for you? How about Kelly’s favorite recipe straight from Kate? Do you ever wonder where monsters get the energy to comment on Videogum when they should be working? Do you wish you had Patrick M food illustrations in one handy source? Well, you are in luck! We have just the thing for YOU! Buy this book and get recipes from Katherine Chloé Cahoon, Mike Benner, Chase Mitchell and MANY MORE!*
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