
This fall, a world famous cellist forms an unlikely partnership with a world famous pop star. Get ready for “Yo Yo Ga Ga.” – Huckabeast
80′s rock band summoned to ancient Greece, rocking the face that launched 1000 ships. Christina Hendricks IS “Van Halen of Troy” – Huckabeast
Small heroes have big adventures when a thrillseeking bug and her nephews find a legendary map in “Aunt Mantis’s Atlantis Atlas” – Huckabeast
Soda mogul finds minor Butthole Surfers hit song makes vegetables grow faster in “Dr. Pepper peppers peppers with ‘Pepper.’” – FrankLloydWrong
Steve was a normal guy, until a hunting accident left him with two bear arms on his right side. Support “The Right 2 Bear Arms.” – Topknot
A farmer’s dog loses his fortune gambling w/ old ladies at church but finds the meaning of friendship in “Bingo’s Bingo BINGO!” – TheKelBurrows
A pair of magic dentures brings two senior citizens, who both gave up on love, together. See Betty White in “Teeth for Two.” – FrankLloydWrong
An insane Manhattan woman gets more than she bargained for when she poses as prostitute in “The Loco Faux Ho of SoHo.” – Huckabeast
Octuplets enter a pie eating contest to raise awareness of racism. Shia LaBeouf in “Eight Ate Hate.” – FrankLloydWrong
A documentary on the hardships of having the worlds biggest appitite. Stunning actorial debut of k.d.lang in “Constant Cravings” – DirtySpaceNews
An indecisive talking vegetable struggles against an abundance of quicksand on his property in “The Fickle Pickle’s Sinkholes.” – Huckabeast
Journey to an alternate reality where George Washington became the White House janitor in “Washington Washing Tons.” – Topknot
Two cities have a madcap battle to see which one will garner the seat of power. Colin Firth in “Capital Capitol.” – FrankLloydWrong
A cinematic journey about a basketball superstar battling depression filled with cheap jokes “Low Brow LeBron Frowns” – TheKelBurrows
A South American president outlaws Tex-Mex cooking, so the locals turn it into dessert. George Lopez in “Chile’s Chilly Chili.” – FrankLloydWrong
a gifted band of South American llamas’ friendship is put to the test when they tour Mexico in “The Polka Alpakas of Acapulco.” – Huckabeast
An overboard sea-feline visits an old friend in Capsized Captain Cats Comes Calling – TheKelBurrows
Dwayne Johnson stars in an A-Team spinoff where, in a twist, HE’S hired to save one of the teams best. The Rock IS “Saving Face” – DirtySpaceNews
Scientists study the reproductive habits of tomatoes in the gripping docu-drama “To Mate a Tomato.” – Topknot
A flailing workout facility raises money by convincing Widespread Panic to host a fund raiser in Jim’s Gym Jamming Jamboree – TheKelBurrows
Citizens of Warsaw lobby over the possession of a recently departed Bishop’s antique staff. Dane Cook in “The Pole Poll Pole.” – FrankLloydWrong
The Prince of Wales and the Original James Kirk form an odd partnership to fine Buffalo’s football team in “Bills Bill Bills.” – Huckabeast
hard-nosed hot-sauce exec from upper NY bullies stubborn coin collector in Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo – TeacherMan
French-language film about a woman’s passion for puppetry. Marion Cotillard stars in “Marion et Marionette”. – Baby Friday
Documentary about the Boss’s crusade to get a juvenile offender out of jail in “Springsteen Springs Teen”. – Baby Friday
Romance blooms when an action star and a Scranton office worker populate seaside cottages in “Willis and Phillis Fill Villas.” – Huckabeast
Several female sheep from New Jersey abruptly circle a conifer in their car and return home in: Ewes Use “Youse”, U’s Yews – Patrick M
Lilith Fair Founder abandons music to open a store selling breakable timepieces in: Sarah McLachlan’s Ceramic Clock Land – Patrick M
The only way Jane will notice Tom is if he pretends to take her hostage. This summer’s most explosive Rom-Com: “Tom’s Bomb Con.” – Topknot
Documentary about the seedy world of underground staring contests in the Mexican navy. “I Eye, Aye Aye”. – Baby Friday
Their wedding draws eyes after the ladies betroth on a row boat, only to find it was all a dream: “Mary Merrily Marrys Mary” – DirtySpaceNews
A whimiscal “What if?” tale about an aged former Beatle opening a bathroom boutique. “John Lennon’s John Linen” – Baby Friday
Thrilling portrayal of a crossword contest that comes down to one difficult clue. “Little Riddle in the Middle” – Baby Friday
South African activist tells ballerina that they are both watching games with tied scores in: Tutu to tutu, “Two to two, too.” – Patrick M
A fun cartoon romp about a porcine math lover and his truck-driving adventures. “Big Rig Pig’s Trig” – Baby Friday
An entire South American country becomes afflicted with a annoying sounding throat disease in Venezuela’s Uvula Vuvuzela – TheKelBurrows
Jealous of her flawless skin, Manilow hides a movie starlet’s secret fruit elixir in “Barry Buries Berre’s Berries.” – Huckabeast
A young hot shot English teacher struggles to teach inner city students but can he learn to love again in “Educating Teacherman” – TheNarrator
A look at the leader of China’s unlikely popularity in this northern NM hippie hamlet: “Hu Jintao: Huge in Taos” – Topknot
Mix-ups turn to mayhem at Orly when labor strife blocks flights. Paris Fuellers Day Off w/ Vin Diesel – TheDADBurrows (!!!)
Arcade Fire frontman disovers a knack for golf, but can only play when the weather cooperates in “Win Wins When Wind Ends.” – Huckabeast
Oh, man, I have a good #moviepitch tweet about Jean Baptiste Pierre Antoine de Monet, Chevalier de La Marck but it’s too long for Twitter
– Patrick M
Sudanese ballplayer places short piece by German author in pet amphibian’s water, in: Manute Bol my-newt-bowls minute Böll – Patrick M